HEARTY BREAKFAST

Please Do Not Make a Green Day Musical (FilmDrunk)

Another Porn Star Alleges Affair with Tiger, Says He’s Packing Some Heavy Man Meat and Tried to Wife Her Up (Bossip)

Suge Knight Wanted For Alleged Assault & Robbery Of Luniz Member Yukmouth (HipHopWired)

Our New Favorite FunnyOrDie Clip: Weird Al ‘Biopic’ (Popeater)

Disney are a bunch of Perverts (Celebslam)

Tourettes Syndrome Woman Beating Video of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

NSFW: A Damn Hot Chick In A Tiny Bikini (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Audrina Patridge is Looking Hot (Gone Hollywood)

Puck From ‘Real World’ Badly Injured in Car Wreck (Popeater)

22 Strange And Painful Things Found In X-Rays (Caveman Circus)

Balls Of Steel: Skydiving From The Edge Of Space (Caveman Circus)

Milwaukee Student Arrested In Class (For Ladies By Ladies)