Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgeon is As Scared of Her as We Are

We’re definitely glad to hear that! Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgeon Frank Ryan recently told USMagazine.com that he would not perform surgery on the reality star:

“There’s really nothing to do! I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You’re done!’”

Is there even anything that’s not synthetic for him to operate on? In case you’re in need of a recap, take our quiz below to see if you can figure out what’s real and what’s not on Heidi’s bod. Check how you did after the jump.

Are Heidi’s breasts natural?

Maybe her schnoz is the real deal?

How about her booty?

Is that really Heidi’s neck?

Well maybe her fingernails haven’t been nipped and tucked?

Turns out pretty much everything on Heidi’s body, with the exception of her eyeballs, fingernails and toes has been poked and prodded, stretched and stuffed by the wonderful gaggle of surgeons that she has employed. I won’t knock Heidi’s hustle, the new look is an improvement, but when you’re spending thousands upon thousands of hard-earned reality show dollars on becoming the epitome of plastic hotness, I think there’s a bit of a problem.

Via: US Magazine