Prostitutes Learn How to Use Defibrillators to Make Brothels Senior Citizen Friendly

Who knew that being a prostitute could potentially segway into a burgeoning medical career? But in the tradition of lifeguards, teachers and EMTs, Swiss prostitutes are now racking up some medical training to give their clients a safer paid-sex experience. Due to the high number of elderly clients that are seeking out services at brothels around the Lugano region of Switzerland, some prostitutes are now being trained to use defibrillators in the event of a heart attack. After several incidents in which clients suffered a heart attack and at least one death, brothels aren’t taking any chances in protecting the safety of the men who come a knocking on their doors looking for some loving. One brothel owner said:

“Having customers die on us isn’t exactly good publicity.”

So maybe it doesn’t just have to do with their health, but either way some defibs might not be a bad way to liven up the action a bit or at least keep the action going a little longer. But my question remains: so after these ladies get their men back up and running, are they going to take them to the hospital or keep doing the deed? Even a little jolt of electricity probably shouldn’t be a substitute for someone who is actually a trained medical professional to take a look at the old guy’s ticker. So pushing your naughty nurse fantasies to the side and hightailing it to the hospital would probably be a good idea.

Via: The Huffington Post