Latest Threat to Homeland Security…Exploding Breasts

What will they think of next? British intelligence officers are saying that terrorist organizations have claimed that women are getting bombs put into their breast implants. Instead of stuffing a bomb in their shoes (a la Richard Reid) or putting some explosives down their underwear (thanks Umar Abdulmutallab), women are going under the knife to have an explosive rack put in their chest. In theory, I guess this was probably the next logical progression in terrorist activity. With full out body scanners slowly making their way into airports across the world, where else is a budding psychopath and terrorist going to put explosives?

And how would these TNT titties detonate. Well that seems to be the tricky part (and the one that will save all our lives), according to terrorism expert Larry C. Johnson:

“What we’ve seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they’re not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate.”

Well thank God for that.

Via: The Frisky via The Detroit Free Press