Britney Spears is a Sucky Liar
November 9th, 2007
By: Melysa
What’s there left to say about Britney Spears? The woman is a fat moron, who has proven time and time again she could give two rats asses about her kids.
Exhibit #80 is Brit having run a red light last night, while Sean Preston and Jayden James were in the back seat, the court-appointed monitor ducking from the pap’s cameras.
Fatty could care less what happens to her kids, but what people are saying of her collagen lips, that’s another story! The National Enquirer is reporting that the frappuccino aficionado said her lips were the result of her car’s air bag exploding in her face.
When she showed up at a BevHills bash right after the plastic surgeon plumped ’em! Going all shy when eyes focused on her fresh trout-pout, Brit babbled nonsense about how she’d had a minor car crash “and my airbag smacked me right in the face,” giggled a source. Think that’s hilarious? Pillow Lips brazenly told pals: “I’m lucky it didn’t do more damage, y’all!”
I wonder what excuse she comes up with to explain her bumpy, blister-infested coochie. “I was fixin’ to clean my house when I slid on the mop and dropped a gallon of Clorox Bleach that landed straight up into my hooha.”
Oh, Britney, we know you don’t clean. And we know you weren’t in a no accident, otherwise TMZ would have footage just like every other second of your life.
More photos after the jump!
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It’s kind of far fetched to be calling her fat, or fatty even though she might be out of shape… it’s also extremely offensive to women in general to be calling a normal sized woman fat… but oh yea… I forgot…. you’re a total misogynist whose probably got mommy issues and a boyfriend.
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