Your Daily Fug!

November 8th, 2007

By: Melysa

Ebony Magazine has a terrifyingly feminine-looking Michael Jackson in the December 2007 issue, in support of the 25th anniversary of the album “Thriller”.

And while they asked him what he thought about his reputation as a freak, there are other questions I would have liked answered.

“I don’t pay attention to that,” the 49-year-old singer tells Ebony magazine. “In my opinion, it’s ignorance. It’s usually not based on fact. … Every neighborhood has the guy who you don’t see, so you gossip about him. You see those stories about him, there’s the myth that he did this or he did that. People are crazy!”

Of course he doesn’t pay attention to rumors he’s a freak, the man is insane! What I want to know is whether or not his carpet matches the drapes. Seriously. Do you think his pubes are as silky and straight as his the hair on his head? I can just see him now, waking up every morning to a hot hair iron ready to iron out his curls.