Snooki Is About As Dumb as She Looks

Oh Snooki, you don’t cease to amaze me. The “Jersey Shore’s” pint-sized, orange guidette recently showed off her wealth of knowledge alongside Pauly D. and The Situation on Jay Leno. If I had a quarter for every time Snooki said something that vaguely resembled intelligence, I wouldn’t have enough to get on the subway. Check out her intellectual prowess after the jump.

Snooki and crew participated in Jay Leno’s “Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars” Wednesday night. While (surprisingly) none of the cast seemed to be the brightest candle on the birthday cake, it was good ol’ Snooki who really shined as a complete idiot. Check out the clips below, you might learn something, like how our vice president’s name is Krone or how Gorbachev really meant to knock down that dam in Denver.

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Via: Gawker