Who Needs Ponies, When You Can Have Boobies?

For frat boys whose douchebaggery doesn’t seem to scream loud enough from their short shorts, pastel shirts, Budweiser mainlining and fondling of co-eds, here comes the new uniform of choice for the Greek community.

This bobbie boasting polo can be yours for a mere $21.99 through Collegepolos.com. The shirt’s description is almost as priceless as the shirt itself:

Bazzokas, melons, cannonballs, tatas, howitzers, cans. No matter what you call them, there’s no denying, they ARE fun. Only one question remains, are they built for speed or comfort? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch, you.

I’m not sure which witty tool came up with that ingenious description, not to mention the name of the polo, “Fun Bags,” but aside from being one of the most pointless fashion innovations in a good while, I have to admit the idea is a fairly decent one.

Who the hell wants ponies and alligators or those damn Hollister birds and Abercrombie elks right above their manly bosom anyway? Why not show off some boobs or the shocker?

Via: The Frisky