Tila Tequila Is Engaged!

Yes, you saw that right: Tila Tequila claims to be engaged to girlfriend Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and used vibrator extraordinaire. More on the couple that is sure to put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional after the jump.

In a Ustream video, reality star Tila Tequila, decked out in black lingerie, announced to the world that she is engaged to the heiress. Flashing a 17-carat rock, Tila said her ring is:

…so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!

Alright, simmer down Tila. I’m not sure who’s turning who into a housewife in this relationship, but I guarantee this engagement promises to be an eventful one:

We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.”

Pint-sized Tequilas? Now that’s a scary thought.

Via: US Weekly

2 Responses to “Tila Tequila Is Engaged!”

  1. The Tornado says:

    That tramp looks like a Vietnamese Garbage Pail kid. Go away attention whore.

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