Dad Leaves 5-Year-Old Son to Check Out Strip Club

I think he might have missed that parenting class about ditching your son to check out naked chicks swinging around on poles.

An Indianapolis man was recently arrested after he alledgedly left his five-year-old son in a tractor trailer while he popped into a strip club to get his drink on. The man was arrested after calling police saying that his truck had been stolen and his son had gone missing. Police said he was too drunk to remember where he had parked his truck…you know, the one that he left his next of kin in.  

When police arrived they found the child watching cartoons in the truck. The man was hauled off to jail, where his wife and child picked him up a few hours later.

While I understand the appeal of shaking boobs and booties over SpongeBob SquarePants, you might want to think twice before you ditch and lose your kid next time, genius.

Via: AP