British Beauty Queens Fight in Nightclub Over a Man Named “Tornado”

Ah, the British.  Give Britain’s millions of wayward youths (chavs, wankers, you know the ones) credit for doing their darnedest to erase the international Anglo image of expensive hats, peerages, and porcelain clocks.  In ten years, when we think “U.K.” it’ll be casual sex, knife fights, and reckless drinking.  This story more or less summarizes the story of Future Britain: Miss England, Rachel Christie, attacked Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours at a nightclub.

Miss England has relinquished her crown.  The fight was over a man.  His name is “Tornado,” and he is the British equivalent of an American Gladiator.  More details, ATJ:

Christie was dressed as an angel at a fancy-dress night at Manchester’s Mansion Club with her boyfriend David McIntosh when the incident allegedly took place.

It is claimed she clashed with Miss Jones – who was dressed as a cavegirl – in a row about Mr McIntosh, who stars as Tornado in the Sky1 series Gladiators and used to date Miss Manchester.

“It is believed that, earlier that night, a 24-year-old woman got into an altercation with another woman in the club and was hit in the face several times.”

It’s good, Britain, it’s real good.  But is it Joey Buttafuoco good?  Is it Tanya Harding good?  Is Will.i.am limply punching Perez Hilton in the face good?  Nonetheless, America: the British are stepping their trash game up.  I call on Carrie Prejean and Kim Zolciak to do their patriotic duty and get in a pursefight over Jon Gosselin at the earliest convenience of all parties.  We can do it!  USA!  USA!

Source: Sky News via The Awl.