The “Vertical Bed” Will Definitely Speed Up Our Takeover by the Chinese

November 5th, 2009

By: Ben

God, you are so lazy! The Vertical Bed, an apparatus that allows you to sleep upright on the go, has just been designed and tested. You assemble it, affix it to a subway grate, put on your white noise headphones and opaque sunglasses, and you’re good to snooze. Is this completely idiotic or do I want it very much? It’s not at all clear. No more getting winded on the walk home from Arby’s, America!

Sped-up video of a guy taking a 40-minute stand-nap in the middle of Manhattan. No one pesters him or robs him, probably because in New York, when you see someone doing a weird art thing in the street, it is best to avoid eye contact.