Don’t Make Mischa Barton Start Bringing Her Gat to the Club Again

Let me be the first to admit that this is not a story.  It is just a series of vaguely nonsense details describing the type of non-event that happens in a bar and you retell it the next day, excitedly, as though it were an event, but it is not.  You always do this, and no one wants to hear your stupid stories!

People want to hear Mischa Barton’s stories, though.  (Literally.  People literally want to know about the things that Mischa Barton does.  Think about that.)  Anyway, Mischa Barton got in a bar fight over Halloween!  It was so crazy!  After the jump.  

From Radar:

Dressed as a peacock, the former OC star was getting beverages for her group at New York’s The Park Bar in Chelsea when a partygoer threw a drink on her.

“I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks,” an onlooker told RadarOnline.com. “The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: “Did you just throw a drink over me?” The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe.

Getting beverages?  I thought Mischa Barton stopped getting beverages because she had that medical problem in which you get too many beverages all the time and you become a stranger to your friends and family and your liver melts?  Further issues: really, guy?  Why are you throwing drinks at Mischa Barton?  Like Mischa Barton doesn’t have enough problems without you throwing drinks on her.  We should all be nice to Mischa Barton next time we see her.

Mischa got her revenge though, siccing one of her bros against the perpetrator:

Allegedly, things heated up from there and the two men ended up fighting one another on the dance floor.

The dance floor: a place for true men to fight.  MORTAL KOMBAT!  (Basically unrelated, but I can’t seem to stop listening to that song.  CAST YOUR MIGHT.)  Also, the drink thrower got himself all beat up.  JOHNNY CAGE!

Source: Radar.