Don't Come in Here and Tell Me I Can't Be Both a Juggalo AND a Furry

I like to eat apples, but I like to eat steaks as well.  So as someone who sees no problem with eating both apples and steaks, I cannot but condone an American’s right to dress up as an animal and dress up as the Insane Clown Posse.  Hence, Jugfurs.  From the YouTube description of a very necessary slideshow of Jugfurs, which is after the jump:

 

ANYWHO, yeah, of the million excess juggalos, and eight hundred thousand furries, (these are old figures BTW) there are those that have an intrest in both. And I can’t count them on 2 hands. There is a FA user group, and last time I checked, we top’d it out at over 200 jugfurs. Thats of the 14K that use the site.

Haha, love the caveat: census figures on Furries and Juggalos are AS YET incomplete, so do understand that my figures MAY DEVIATE SLIGHTLY FROM THAT DATA.  Video, plus more insight into the mind of a person whose ardent love of wearing trailer clown makeup is forced to compete with his love of fetishizing the birds and the beasts (way ill-starred, yo!)… after the jump.

One must choose:

Juggalos are first and foremost what I call myself beyond anything. Cause juggalos know how to get it right, particularly firing up J’s chillaxing it out in the living room bumping our shitty music. Like a wise a once knew said, we just like to paint our faces up listen to middle aged men rap and douse ourselves in soda. Twiztid and ABK are my mike heros. I love being juggalo.

Is it moral to have a modicum of self-perspective and choose not to do anything about it?  He sees what we see, and yet, he takes the Road That Is Less Traveled Because It Is A Crappy Road.

Via Videogum.