Some Statuses Are Better Left Unfacebook’d, Such As You Having an STD
October 27th, 2009
By: Ben
Was fb really the best way? My favorite is the friend who says, “That is so responsible of you!” (A close second would be “3 people like this!”) If you’re not sure whether your status re: genital parasites is something appropriate to announce on Facebook, you may not understand anything in any form of reality that has existed ever, so also be sure to avoid FB statuses like, “[Redacted] is the Hot Pocket Killer. since i don’t know many of the names of my victims, fb was the best way.” ”[Redacted] has a great publicity prank to play on America using a weather balloon and my child. since i don’t know many of the names of all the people who are about to be my fans, fb was the best way.” Etc!
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i think this is a fake post. emily and eliot’s fb chats were posted b4 when emily was complaining that she hated the car her parents gave her. parents responded and said they would sell it. eliot says not with all the cum stains he left in the back seat. :/ this one today,ish is fake!!
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Crabs? Really? Don’t you just get the shampoo and not have sex for a week? Is it really nesscessary to tell everybody?