Guy From “Tool Academy” Arrested for Being Himself

It’s always pretty funny when this stuff happens: Tyler Synon, an unemployed 22-year-old who appeared on season 2 of VH1’s Tool Academy, was arrested for acting like a jack@ss in a bar over the weekend.  According to the police report, the kid

“had been having an issue with another group of guests” and was asked to leave. Synon allegedly “took a swing” at the employee who asked him to get out, then “hit a wall and a sign” as he was exiting the bar, causing damage to both.

Drunken assault and property damage that isn’t even funny: definitely the one-two punch of tool infractions.  No more Jager for you!  Here’s the best detail:  

Before we got the mug shots, we asked the arresting officer how he knew Tyler was from “Tool Academy” … and he said it was because he had a huge Tool Academy tattoo on his leg.

Classic.  Imagine growing old with a Tool Academy tattoo on your leg.  ”Grandpa, where did you get that tattoo?  Was it from the war?  Did the insurgents capture you and force you to wear that tattoo and then release a video of you wearing that embarrassing tattoo to CNN?  I can only assume this is the explanation, because even though I am a small child, I have a basic enough understanding of human capability to know that no person would voluntarily get a tattoo so stupid.”

Source: TMZ.