Fight a Kardashian!
October 22nd, 2009
By: Ben
At one point or another we’ve all asked ourselves, “Which Kardashian would I fight?” While the answer is obviously “Bruce Jenner,” you can now take them all on, provided you have the cash.
TKO Boxing presents the “Kardashian Charity Knock Out“. This is your chance to step into the ring and duke it out with your favorite Keeping up With The Kardashians cast member for a good cause. Kim, Khloe, Bruce, Rob, and Scott are looking for you to raise money for their favorite charity. Winners will box the Kardashians cast at the Commerce Casino on November 3rd for a televised taping of “Keeping Up with The Kardashians”.
No Kourtney? Look you may be “pregnant” (whatever that is), but this is for charity, so let’s not be selfish for a change. Specifically, it’s for the Dream Foundation, the “largest national wish granting organization for adults battling life-threatening illness.” Don’t you want those adults’ wishes to come true, Kourtney Kardashian?
Really though, what exactly does a “wish-granting organization for adults” do? ”Sorry, you can’t go to Las Vegas, you’re bedridden. Also, you can’t drink, because you have a life-threatening illness. No, we can’t order a call girl. Because it’s illegal. And you have bedsores. But here’s a Nintendo 64 and a picture of what Venice looks like!” Thanks guys. Rockin’ party. Just go ahead and give my wish to one of the kids. ”Not transferable”?
Source: CharityBuzz.
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The bugs on the windshield of my truck contribute more to society than these skanks do.
Sit for a moment and think about this: why. Why are they “famous”? Do they sing like Stevie Nicks does? No? How about like Cindy Lauper? No? Courtney Love…
Maybe they dance! Ginger Rogers was a good dancer! No? Ok, Debbie Allen? No?
Actresses!!! Meryl Streep! No? Linnea Quigley? Not even on a good day you say?
So then why. Just what is it that warrants them getting attention – aside from them saying “I wanna be famous like Paris Hilton and my daddy was rich…”. Oh wait, daddy is dead, mommy bought knee pads and Bobbed for Bruce Jenner, and his friend Ryan wanted to be a big time Hollywood producer like Jethro Bodine, and since the youth of America are devoit of brain cells and would watch paint dry if someone created a “reality show” about it….
Bugs on a windshield. More of a contributer to society than these hacks. Oh, speaking of reality shows – when Jon clued into the fact he’d been fired, when will the “reality” of spousal and child support to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars a month sink into this unemployed dolt? Right after his Squeeze Toy buggers off in the $70,000 SUV he bought her? I tell ya, a lot of men apparently let the Little Head do the thinking, but my wife knows the word “career”, has a thing called a “pension’, and buys her own toys from her own bank account. That could explain why she has an Olds parked in the garage and not a Porsche. Even her dad, who flew 747’s for American, never bought a “new” car. Year old Lease Backs, Demos, low mileage repos.
Tsk. the youth today…
i would fight Kim and knock her on that fake butt so it can leak all over town!!
lol hell yeah i agree w/ anonymous
Genius Idea!
Ben!! You guys need to do more Kardashian posts. You might find them annoying at times but they are pretty popular right now Lol