Wedding in a Strip Club Makes the Whole Family Proud
October 21st, 2009
By: Ben
Some matches are made in heaven, others are made in Heaven: Xotic Lounge and Gentleman’s Revue. Love is a many-splendored thing! This couple in the U.K. pulled all kinds of splendor out of the hat when they tied the knot in a “glamour-themed” strip-club-hosted ceremony:
Phil Wharam, 50, tied the knot with Lynfa Lawson, 46, at a glamour-themed ceremony with 120 guests at Katz in Basildon, Essex.
Manager Dean Kayne, 38, said: ‘We are just making use of our very good facilities.’
Essex, it helps to know, is considered something like the New Jersey/Long Island of England, home to London’s bridge-and-tunnel crowd. Except instead of guidos, they have “chavs” and “yobs” who, if you can believe it, wear plaid clothing, dye their hair, and listen to white rappers. It is our cultural differences that make us unique and special!
Oh, and I don’t know what the picture’s about. Except, obviously, the best bachelorette party ever.
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I definitely want to know what a “chav” and a “yob” is now. Someone let me know!
Allow me to define…
Chav – A White Person, normally with a prediliction for Burberry Caps (usually worn crooked), Stonewash Jeans, White Trainers (normally buys/steals a new pair on a weekly basis), talks like he ‘iz a Gansta innit’ despite the fact he’s whiter than tipp-ex.
Females usually exhibit what is known as a ‘Croydon Facelift’ (The hair tied back so tight it yanks the skin of the face upwards).
The chav’s choice of music is usually the latest ‘Gangsta’ sounds, or commercial R&B.
Wears an overlarge Sovereign Ring (Male), Loop Earrings big enough for a Parrot to perch in (Female).
A Yob is a common or garden bloke who likes a bit too much Lager & Football and will start a fight if you look at him funny.