Don’t Be Surprised When “The Real World” Cast Gives You STDs

October 9th, 2009

By: Ben

When you go on a reality show and/or sleep with someone on a reality show, you know you’re in for an STD. I know what you’re thinking, and yes, that includes Little People, Big World. It’s not a question of “if,” it’s a question of “how many?” So this fine-print clause on the waiver signed by entrants to The Real World’s “Put Your Best Foot Forward” date auction was probably unnecessary. After the jump.

“IF I CHOOSE TO ENGAGE IN CONSENSUAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR OR INTIMATE CONTACT WITH ANY SUCH PERSON I DO SO VOLUNTARILY AND KNOWINGLY AND I ASSUME THE RISK THAT BY ENGAGING IN SUCH ACTIVITY I MAY CONTRACT CERTAIN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. PRODUCER MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION THAT ANY SUCH PERSON IS STD FREE.”

The winner got a date with Josh Colon and genital flu. Isn’t this season in Cancun now? Even the STDs have STDs there.

Via ONTD.