Extremely Late Morning Mistress: Kim Kardashian in "FHM" South Africa

she's still with us

Oh sh*t.  What time is it?  4:47.  SH*T.  FListed.  Totally forgot to do FListed today.  Completely blanked.

No, I was pretending just then.  Actually, I was on a jet airplane all day.  Ain’t no FListed on a jet airplane, is there now?!  Although I kind of thought that was where the internet happened, way up 35,000 feet in the sky, all the kittens and Jon Gosselins and DVDAs dancing together up amongst the clouds.  Like, come one, come all: see the internet as it was meant to be seen – in the sky.  But turns out that if you try to use your mobile phones and other electronic devices during takeoff or landing, the invisible computer lasers inside them actually do get tangled inside the plane engines, and the airplane crashes.  Which is why I’m down here now!

Thankfully, Kim Kardashian posed in FHM South Africa today, to help pick up slack in terms of things I can hurriedly and sloppily write about.  Thanks, Kim K!  After the jump.  

5 Responses to “Extremely Late Morning Mistress: Kim Kardashian in "FHM" South Africa”

  1. Kevin says:

    Size 2 she says.

    42″ hips she proudly sways.

    http://lucid.imageseller.net/index.cfm?FuseAction=SizeCharts

    The dillusional no talent bimbo needs medication.

  2. Jamaquina.Cubana says:

    Is this ALL she’s good for!? This is how she wants to be remembered?! Is this all she knows?! And her mother is alright w/this???

    Some sad-ass ppl in this world!!

  3. Blah says:

    This isn’t all “She’s good for” This is just all F-listed talks about when it comes to the Kardashian girls. They havent done a post since May unless it was bashing them. Even after Khloe gave them an interview at one point

  4. Mea says:

    Kim Kardashian is very sexy and her beauty is very exotic. I really like her looks and the way she dress.

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