Rotund Man Extremely Displeased by Chicken Delay
October 7th, 2009
By: Ben
Say what you will about this obese man swearing immoderately in front of children, nobody wants to wait half an hour for his or her (f*cking) chicken. Language NSFW on this one.
As the sweet old lady voice recommends, “Somebody give that man his food!” This is basically the soliloquy from Act I in the People of Wal-Mart stage adaption.
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Damn. The poor bastard could have starved to death.
The Waddlers around here react the same way when deprived of their Kraft Dinner and fish sticks!