Kevin Federline Renovates Home With Taco Bell Bags and Cigarette Butts
October 7th, 2009
By: Ben
Growing up, I had an uncle, one of like 7 on my mom’s side, whom I was told to avoid. ”If Uncle Jackson shows up at our door, lock the dead-bolt and come get Mommy or Daddy.” I always imagined that Uncle Jackson had a car on which one of the quarterpanels was a different color than the rest of the body, and that he paid for any purchase under $10 with expired coupons and coins (“Uncle Jackson doesn’t use the Coinstar because it gives 5% of your change away to charities”). But what would have happened if Uncle Jackson had married a fantastically rich but reality-handicapped superstarstress? The answer, of course, is Kevin Federline. K-Fed was recently sued to the tune of $110,661 by the owners of the last house he rented.
Kevin Federline did not pay the rent, you see (party foul!), and also created a bit of a mess. Here is the list of home defurbishments listed in the suit, all donated by the Kevin Federline Extreme Home Makeover Experience, plus pictures.
1) Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles…
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
Live every house like it’s an Econolodge, right? Let’s cross our fingers that the next edition of Monopoly has a Kevin Federline game piece. There’s a “Get out of rent free!” card, but every time you land on an Arby’s, you lose a turn and have to pay $117.49.
A rare portrait of a man in full. One sees the specter of Federline in each of these, mornings spent drinking Coors and leaving unscrubbed frying pans on the stove, afternoons whiled away stubbing out Lucky Strikes in the herb garden while racing his RC boat around the pool.
Source, plus the rest of the pics, at TMZ.
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Stay tuned folks, K-Fed will soon be receiving an eviction notice! This guy lves like a total grub and whats with all the fat?
Of course this will likely arouse Trailer Park Brit and she’ll be wanting him back.
Thats freaking disgusting and didnt he have custody of the kids, bc thats where he was getting the money from to rent a house like that, he just lazy and a piece of shit, just worthless, how are you living in those conditions with kids, i knew he wasnt with Britney bc he loved her he was there for the fame and the money, and even though durinng the time she was an unfit parent i believe she has gotten her act together, but he on the other hand is definitely an unfit parent, he was probably not working, and probably still isnt and just living off the money, he’s such a dumbass, bc he could have been investing that money or putting it into businesses, bc that money is not going to be there forever especially if she gets full custody and wont have to pay child support and then the little that he does get he is going to have to pay the lawsuit, just trash LMAO