In a Parallel Universe, Larry David Is on “Hannah Montana”

If you know anything about Larry David, it’s that Larry David spends all of his time waiting forever for a restaurant table only to see his table given away to someone else who just walked in (OK: he spends some of his time protesting that he has to sign a “Get Well Soon” card for someone he doesn’t even like).  So naturally, when Larry David accidentally wandered onto the set of Hannah Montana and tried to get a table at the nicest restaurant in town, someone else walked in got served instead (Miley, obv).

Curb Your Enthusiasm on Hannah Montana.  Why, it makes about as much sense as Lindsay Lohan being hired as the head designer at a couture fashion label, or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sitting around the Hanukkah tree spinning the dreidel and eating latkes.  Or David Letterman playing 1998 Oval Office with all his interns.  What is it with this week?  It’s like the entire world is In Soviet Russia.  It’s like Ashton Kutcher popped out from behind your fridge and yelled, “Everything you understood to be the reality of existence in global society JUST GOT PUNK’D.”

He’s just bein’ Larry, after the jump.  

Via Best Week Ever.  Also, Dan, who picked both Larry David and Miley Cyrus for his Fantasy Celebrityball team.  Touchdown homerun checkered flag!