Early Morning Mistress: Rachel Stevens 2010 Calendar

October 1st, 2009

By: Ben

Rachel Stevens calendar in this place at this time. We all know Rachel Stevens, right? Obviously. Not a day goes by wherein we don’t know who Rachel Stevens is. She’s basically the Melissa Joan Hart of being well known and having a consistently flourishing career over the past decade. Haha, see now you know that I’m kidding.

But Melissa Joan Hart looks good again! Haven’t you seen now that she’s thin how she forced herself upon all the the celeb tabloids this summer? She was like standing over editor of US Weekly, cocking a gun and screaming, hey editor of US Weekly, unless you want me to shoot this bullet down your throat so that it exits your body in the space between your genitals and anus, you’d better run these pictures of me not being fat! What’s that you say? Oh well Mr. 9 mm here thinks that everyone in America remembers Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

No, MJH wouldn’t do that. Probably. Anyway, Rachel Stevens calendar for 2010. Bonus S Club 7 video “S Club Party” after the jump. Awwww yeah! Ain’t no party like an S Club Party! (Note: actual lyric.)