Totally Real Picture Proves Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape Dream Has Become Reality

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are the newest winners of having a fake sex tape on the internet.

According to an anonymous ZackTaylor.ca source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – A worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape!! [exclamation theirs]

That is an actual screenshot above!  It is them!  One must imagine the resort worker – what a rare and powerful thing that came into his possession.  For many years he has kept it safe and shielded it to a world that wasn’t ready.  Yet now the world must know, because that Subaru Impreza isn’t going to buy itself.

But seriously@that picture.  Are you sure, Mr. Hotel Room Cleaner, that it isn’t simply a tape of a shirtless man kneeling?  And then Jimmy Kimmel hanging out with his shirt off?  Maybe the happy couple were taping over Fight Club with some footage of Kimmel killing it in the cabana during Tiki Trivia Hour?  Still, though, there’s a market.  Just Google Image “Jimmy Kimmel shirtless.”  Notice anything about the pictures?  Right: there’s not enough of them.  The true and only Jimmy Kimmel sex tape, ATJ.  

Via ONTD.