"Nightmare on Elm Street" Michael Bay Remake Trailer

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Honestly, guys, I checked the internet and there is virtually nothing on it today (virtually!).  I’ve been trying to figure out something to write about for like 2 hours.  It’s like when the Jews went away for the day, they took the government and the media with them!  Because of how they run the government and media.  Moving on.

Here’s the new trailer for Michael Bay‘s (Jews are widely considered to have good taste and appreciate artistic merit.  In other news, Michael Bay is at work today.)  remake of Nightmare on Elm Street.  Pretty standard fare for horror trailers: a lot of cutting from one scene of a scared person to another.  The premise is that the Elm Street parents tried to kill Freddy Kreuger because they thought he was a child molester.  But he wasn’t!  In revenge, he becomes a child killer.  So the parents were basically right the first time.  Parents always are!  Then he kills everyone.  Or doesn’t.  Spoiler alert.

3 Responses to “"Nightmare on Elm Street" Michael Bay Remake Trailer”

  1. Jim says:

    But fundamentally, why remake this?

  2. bossip, please sit your ass down says:

    bossip, why is it that you are the first ones to claim racism on up and EVERYTHING yet here you are making comments and talking about jews.

    you bring race into everything, and therefore, you bring RACISM into everything. please sit the eff down

    • Ben says:

      well, to be fair, i’m not affiliated with bossip. and the joke is obviously against conspiracy theorists who claim that the jews run all of our major institutions.

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