Video Gold: High Times, Old Times at the National Single Cougar Convention
September 23rd, 2009
By: Ben
Remember the National Single Cougar Convention? Between the deadbeat young men and the – what’s the word – vintage? well-traveled? lived-in? women, it was hard to breathe through all the desperation and White Diamonds By Elizabeth Taylor in the air. (That reference was all Google, FYI.)
But the article I linked to by no means captured just how dire the scene was. Fortunately, Current TV was on hand with some live reporting.
“I have a lot of debt, so I was hooking up with a cougar to help pay it off. Like, allowance like Mom would do.”
We all have to age, but that doesn’t mean we have to age gracefully! Cougar pride! Really, it’s the cougar-hunting gents who make this video, though. Where do they find these guys? They’re like the farm team for a VH1 show. Video (language NSFW) ATJ.
In the words of Miss Cougar USA (“I’ve been a cougar for about seven years.”), they all gathered on that tiki-lit San Diego night because they cherished a dream, and they shared a belief. A belief in “young penis and old vagina.”
Kudos to the reporter as well. Hilarious.
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young penises and old vaginas….eewwww!!!
Oh my damn…! I thought it was an SNL skit.
That was hilarious….although now I feel the need to throw up. Disturbing on so many levels!