New iPhone App Strips for You When the Markets Go Down

New iPhone app here: the “Puma Index” from Puma Bodywear.  The app tracks several of the world’s major stock indices and pairs each with a lingerie model.  When the markets are down, the models remove clothing.  When the markets are up, the models put on clothing.  Strip poker for stocks basically.  And instead of a few dollars and a bit of dignity at stake, it’s your lifetime of toil and potentially comfortable retirement.  Guess no one told Puma that the recession is over, the markets are up, and watching somebody put on clothes is about as fun as looking at financial figures.  Nonetheless, here’s hoping your models are fully clothed and will continue to put on more clothes until each is just a big ol’ bale of shirts and pants.  Then we’ll all have the money to buy our own actual lingerie models.  That’s how modeling works, right?

Video of the app, after the jump.  

Via BuzzFeed.