Smoking Looks Cool, Don’t Quit

October 29th, 2007

By: Melysa

Rumors have surfaced that a pregger’s Nicole Richie has been seen smoking fags on two separate occassions.

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who’s at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.

Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn’t eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She’s there with the baby in the bun’s father. They leave. Outside she lights up again.

What is everyone making such a fuss about? If anything we should encourage the girl to smoke more. No one wants their kid to be left out of the popular crowd and let’s face it, smoking makes you look cool. Ney, smoking is cool. Just ask Joe Camel.

Plus, smoking suppresses one’s appetite. I mean, skinny Nicole is fug, but fat Nicole… I’d rather make out with whomever tongues Rosie O’Donnell’s bunghole.