For Dessert, We Have a Nice Viagra ‘N Absinthe Ice Cream
September 9th, 2009
By: Ben
If you’re anything like me, you go to Ben & Jerry’s, eat your ice cream, and then fill out all the comment cards with “NEEDS MORE VIAGRA AND LIQUOR” and put them in the “How Are We Doing?” box. So you’ll be relieved to learn that someone out there was listening. At a place in London called The Icecreamists, you can get this:
Entitled The Sex Pistol, this bespoke creation is served as an ice cream cocktail and it’s claimed to have similar effects to the libido-boosting drug Viagra. It contains ingredients such as ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana and is served with a shot of the highly intoxicating La Fee Absinthe, so it’s guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Customers are limited to one serving per person.
Servers also have to be especially careful about keeping orders straight. ”Wait, chocolate with gummy worms – this isn’t what I ordered. Oh well. But if I got the chocolate with gummy worms ice cream, who got my sexual stimulant with hallucinogenic liquor ice cream? Oh God, where’s Timmy?!”
Matt O’Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, says: “This is the perfect après shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energised and confident – but please, don’t pester the staff!”
Also, the article calls it “vice cream.” Hello, new business idea! ”Welcome to Vice Cream, where all your vices are ice cream.” ”Thanks, can I please have a scoop of Mad Dog Bacon Xanax and a scoop of Pornography Intemperance Sloth?”
Source: The London Paper via Nerve.
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