Pam Anderson Selects Sturdy Mate From the Proletariat

Quick post for laffs here.  Pamela Anderson, doer of such notables as Kid Rock and Motley Cru, is now dating a normal guy.  You’ll be interested to hear how they met:

A bikini-clad Anderson, 42, was spotted out at the beach in Malibu with her buff boyfriend, who’s an electrician. The pair reportedly met a few months ago at a trailer park where the former wife of Kid Rock was staying while work was being done on her house.

Reportedly their first date: a ride to the beach on Padgett’s golf cart.

Here is what they are going to call the E! True Hollywood Story Movie Biopic about Pam Anderson.  Pamela Anderson: From the Frying Pan Into the Fire Except the Frying Pan Is Actually a Trailer Park and the Fire Is a Trailer Park Also.