Early Morning Mistress: Claudia Schiffer Does the Topless Thing in “Tank”

September 8th, 2009

By: Ben

As Andy Warhol said, in the future, everyone will be topless for fifteen minutes. He was more right than he would ever know. Why, some people go topless all day! I personally try to wear a shirt for at least part of the day every day, if only to remember my roots, and how I come from a long and honorable line of shirt-wearing people who toiled hard through the Industrial Revolution or whatever so that the internet could exist and I could have a job with no dress code.

For what it’s worth, Claudia Schiffer is also wearing a shirt only part of the time in this set. The vibe we’re getting here in this shoot is “laid-back single friend of your mom’s who talks to you like a grown-up when all the other adults don’t understand.”