Sex Tape Stars Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Do the Darndest Drugs

We all need to have a big fainting spell over this, I think.  An “eyewitness who passed a lie detector test” told the Enquirer that he saw Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart using actual cocaine at a godless Hollywood party.

“I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn’t take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it.

“They arrived in the afternoon and stayed well into the evening.

The party took place up a winding road at a hideaway mansion that is notorious for the availability of a wide array of different drugs, said the source.

“Put it this way, if you’re at this house, you’re there to get high.”

They don’t sell that sh*t at KMart, you know?  (At least not on the inside of the store.)  All I see here is two well-to-do individuals graciously patronizing a local small business in the interest of giving a hand up during this economic downturn, which has been especially hard on… I’m just kidding, the recession has basically not impacted the drug industry at all.  

That’s pretty much it.  Some people who are not that famous went to a fun party at the Hollywood franchise of Loco Bob’s Discount Cocaine Depot (“With prices like these, we’re practically giving it away!“) and somebody else there was like, I disapprove and wish to make Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart look bad, though I myself was also suspiciously present at the crazy Hollywood drug warehouse.  Good-looking, successful, and they like to party?  Not in my America!

I’m doing my “whatever” face right now, in reaction to this story (so-called).

Source: National Enquirer.