Bikini Girl: Pervert Yeti Stalked Me

OK so now we know the Yeti AKA The Abominable Snowman AKA Shaggy 2 Dope is real.  But more importantly, Journalism School Lesson: read the headline of this post.  Now read it again.  That is the original headline of the article AKA the finest editorial work $$ can buy.  When you graduate J-School, they give you a complimentary copy of Words for Your Headlines, which lists all the words that are best for headlines, ranked in order.  Spoiler alert: five of the six words in this headline make the list: “girl” (ranked #286), “stalked” (#134), “bikini” (#98), “pervert” (#25), and “Yeti” (#3!).  That is the work of a masterful headline artisan.

A teenager has added fresh rumour to the yeti debate [ed: I like this phrase.  It's like "our national Yeti dialogue."] after claiming the beast spied on her in her bikini as she paddled in a river.

Justyna Folger was having a dip during a camping trip when a shadowy creature appeared on the opposite bank.

Her boyfriend got a video of it!  Click thru for the radnessty!  

‘At first I thought it was a bear but it appeared to be stooping and then it raised itself on to two legs and ran off. I couldn’t believe it,’ said Miss Folger, 19.

Via Fark.