Aubrey O'Day Talks Hitler and Child Masturbation on "The Sean Hannity Show"

Ahhh this is so LOLsy.  Aubrey O’Day was on The Sean Hannity Show last night.  Why?  For what reason?  I have no idea.  The FOX people were probably like, OMG this broad was in Playboy and is a celebrity and a liberal, obviously she is so dumb and stupid and will just spout off dumb, stupid things.  Our viewership will sit at home and watch her and just get so piping mad that Aubrey O’Day is able to exist and say and do things without going to jail that they’ll probably throw their beers at their TV screen/child.

The thing, though, is that Aubrey O’Day is not dumb.  Is she smart?  I don’t know.  But she seems to have traveled places and cared about things and thought about issues, which is probably more than most b-side celebrities can say.

Anyway, two clips from the show.  In one, she spars with the conservatives about a U.N. children’s sexual health initiative on masturbation.  In the other, she violates The First Rule About Talking About Hitler (Is You Can’t Say Anything Good About Hitler).  

In this clip, Hannity is blowing smoke about one line in a U.N. document that aims to educate children as young as five about certain sexual practices.  And Hannity is like, oh my God, the U.N. is so terrible.  Aubrey O’Day, say something dumb about how great the U.N. is.  And Aubrey says, well in some countries, children that young get rape + AIDS all the time, so yes, they should be educated.  And Hannity is all, SO YOU THINK AMERICA SHOULD PAY FOR UNIVERSAL HEATHCARE FOR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE???  ADDITIONALLY: SOCIALISM.

This clip is way funnier.  I think the caller asked whether Aubrey thought Fidel Castro was brilliant or not, and she says, I don’t agree with his stuff a lot, but undeniably he is brilliant.  And the hosts are all Ahhhhhhh!  And then in hushed tones, Hannity asks, do you think… do think Hitler was brilliant?  And Aubrey O’Day says, obviously he was way bad and evil but of course he was brilliant, he ran an empire and manipulated millions of people.  And the hosts go AHHHHHHHHH!!  AHHHHHHHH!!!!!  And Greta van Sustern is just like rocking back and forth with her eyes closed clutching her prayer beads and intoning, Jesus please save Aubrey O’Day from the things she is saying, please save her from being young and sexual and pretty and loving Hitler, dear Lord.

The unfortunate part of all this is that today’s headlines will all read AUBREY O’DAY OF DANITY KANE HEARTS HITLER, SHE KILLED AND ATE A JEW ON LIVE TV, BASICALLY.

Source: TMZ, The Political Carnival.