Pole Dancer Doll Teaches Girls They Can Grow Up To Be Whatever They Want, Such as a Stripper

when i grow up, i want to find a substitute daddy

Wow.  Just look at your special little flower angel precious sunshine baby.  It seems like just yesterday she was a bright-eyed little girl playing under the Christmas tree with her brand new Pole Dancer Doll you bought her (“Up and down!  Go round and round!”) and dreaming that someday she could grow up and wear makeup and dance around poles like big girls do.

Look, I’m not trying to tell you how to raise your kid, I’m just saying what every behavioral scientist and Santa Claus can tell you: if Barbie makes girls want to be thin, Pole Dancer Doll makes girls want to become pole dancers.  If you’re fine with that, then I’m fine with that.  Some girls are going to become pole dancers.  They will make their money from dancing on poles.  When I was a child, my parents gave me books and a trombone, in hopes that I would grow up to enjoy literature and music.  This is basically the exact same thing.  Bonus music video “Somebody’s Daughter,” brought to you by the Anti-Porn Group of People Against Pornography, after the J.  

Source: Gizmodo.

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7 Comments on “Pole Dancer Doll Teaches Girls They Can Grow Up To Be Whatever They Want, Such as a Stripper”

  1. M

    F*ck that. Most of these strippers and whores are victims. They do it for the easy money and attention. That’s why they aren’t working at a desl of Mcdonald’s.

  2. M

    Damn typos. I meant “are NOT victims” and “desk”. :)

  3. zee

    stripping should never be a want for a child to grow up to be. children shouldnt even be exsposed to such a “career” it has no 40k plan, benefits, or hourly wage so how can you even classify this as a job. its a hustle. how did they even let this toy get on the shelves? wtf? and trust me i know what im talking about because i am a former adult performer. fing idiots.

  4. Yawn...

    5 min of my life wasted and not ONE boob… WTF!?!
    On a side note ~ Pole dancing (fully clothed) has almost turned into an Olympic sport over the past few years in the fitness world. From a gymnastic point of view I get it. From a crappy country music video perspective… I don’t.
    The reason your daughter takes her clothes off for a living is because you sucked as a dad!
    As far as the doll is concerned… Maybe next time you can sing a sad song about outsourcing because clearly this idea wasn’t born and/or produced in the grand ‘ol USA.

  5. fudge-a-mania

    hey man sex sells. is that what the ad execs and the entertainment industry always stress? so how long be before the dora the explorer back alley blow job playset comes along?

  6. icemayer

    hehehe

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