Ferrari Guy Will Take You on the Ride of Your Life
August 24th, 2009
By: Ben
It is every child’s dream to someday be able to ride in someone else’s Ferrari for 20 minutes. Thankfully, Ferrari Guy (a.k.a. Tony Tag) is out there to make dreams come true, using only his Ferrari 360 Modena Spider and his heart/rims of gold.
Birthdays? Weddings? Anniversaries? Funerals? Why not ride in style? (Note: Ferrari Guy drives – “service is for one passenger only.”) Only $150 for 20 minutes or $300/hr. But if you get the five hour package, you get an hour free! Only $1,200! Five hours in the car with the Ferrari Guy for only $1,200! That is such a good deal it should be illegal because it is unfair to other deals! You can pretend that he’s David Lee Roth! And another true fact about Ferrari Guy:
He is “the most photographed man in the country. Next to the president!!!” Right in your face, Robert Pattinson of the hugely popular Twilight series!
If you want to share this experience with your loved ones, Ferrari Guy also offers multi-person rides in his 2002 Cadillac Eldorado (the last year it was made!) for only $250/hr. Only $250 to spend an hour on the road in a sort-of nice car!
He’ll even do you on the hood of his Ferrari, no extra charge.
Ferrari Guy for Hire. Thanks for this goes to David, or “Toyota Guy” as he is sometimes known.
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Nah. It’s only a 360. Besides, it’s an entry level car; the most affordable car Ferrari makes. What’s wrong, he could buy a new 430, 612, 599, or an Enzo? I wouldn’t pay to drive that sloppy leftover, especially considering the 70’s pornstar owner. You’d have to drown that car in Purell first; no telling where it’s been!
Fantastic car, but my thoughts are along the same lines as “Laughy Taffy”…. What’s with the guitar?
thanks for the tips