White Oprah to Save Television’s Levels of Morals

Shooting is set to begin Oct. 30 on E!’s latest crapola reality show starring our favorite Mom of the Year, Dina Lohan!

“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family,” says Dina. “I’m setting the record straight. It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”

“It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show [”my son”] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city.”

And will Lindsay make a cameo in the show? Says Lohan: “Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she’s in the recording studio.”

The show is about empowering women? Ugh, gag me with a spoon already. This woman is a piece of work.

Unless we get to see White Oprah with a gagball in her mouth while being spanked by some German midget, there is absolutely nothing appealing about a coke-whore of a soccer mom trading her youngest daughter’s youth for money.

More photos after the jump!

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