You know what I’m f*cking pumped for?  The future!!

Robot bar staff, hotel rooms that change colour, cruise ships as big as aircraft carriers and even robot sex are part of the future for travellers, a tourism conference has been told….

“You’ll have some sort of interaction in terms of robots doing certain types of mundane activities.”

Does that include sex interactions?  The future says yes!  

Even robot “prostitutes” that would not pass on diseases such as HIV could make an appearance, he said.

“But you’re talking about extreme futures.”

I am so jazzed for some extreme futures!  However, I do fear for that this may soften the celebrated image of the “suspicious, abusive pimp,” because really, what is a pimp for robot prostitutes?  Basically the same thing as a Hertz Rental Cars franchise owner, which is a job so lame even you or I could conceivably have it.  But robot prostitutes with no AIDS!  Friends, let’s take care of the environment so that our children can have this life, even if we ourselves are dead by the time the future happens.

Source: The Independent via Geekologie.