Real Housewife Kim Zolciak Sings Like the Angels on Her New Leaked Single

I haven’t really been following that whole Real Housewives thing too hard, to be honest.  It’s kind of like how I feel about Bob Dylan and scotch in the sense that it just seems daunting to become knowledgeable and conversant about Bob Dylan and scotch because there’s just so much that has happened with Bob Dylan and scotch, too much to learn.  Real Housewives as well.  There’s like five shows with like 20 characters on each and they’re all three seasons deep or whatever: Real Housewives is like the Bob Dylan of things I don’t want to learn about.  Sorry.  I’m not trying to be all, I’m too fancy for Real Housewives. It’s just that I usually only like things that are good.  And as someone who does not have a wife or a house or a particularly coherent reality, I just don’t see a lot that speaks to me in this show.

All of which is to say that Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives of Atlanta (pictured above for your viewing terror) just had her new CD single leaked onto the internet.  It is called “Tardy for the Party.”  The main advice is “Don’t be tardy for the party.”  But there’s controversy!  

From Kim’s website:

My debut single, “Tardy for the Party” was leaked to the internets yesterday without my consent, or the producers.

There is blame being placed every where, but all I can say is that our intention was for it to never hit the internet in the way it did. We had hoped to keep it part of the Bravo TV show and release it via iTunes upon the release on the show.

Oh God, it’s all ruined now!  You might even say that the iTunes/Bravo official release of the song is… tardy for the party.

I do appreciate many of your kind comments regarding the song, but we are working to get it down. It seems to be a task though, because it is now every where. Almost like a virus.

Kim Zolciak has learned a lot about these internets in the last few days.  Hurry up and listen to it here, before Kim Zolciak silences this beautiful bird.  Chris Brown knows what she’s talkin’ about!

Source: Videogum.