The Obama Presidency: What Do The Strippers Think?
August 14th, 2009
By: Ben
This great. BlackBook went to Scores to interview some strippers about the Obama presidency. Like many Americans, some strippers approve of Obama, yet others do not.
What do the strippers have to say? Well, let me preface this first: I always assumed the strippers were the smartest people. Because their job is basically just to prance around a little bit with their parts hanging out and they make like thousands of dollars a night. They have it figured out. Also, they’re always trying to go to college, right? (It’s the thought that counts!)
Friends, it turns out strippers are not that smart.
From the Q&A:
What’s Obama’s problem?
He’s a moron. I voted for McCain, and I don’t even like McCain. McCain’s an assh*le!
You hate Obama that much?
I don’t hate him as a person, I just don’t want him running my country. I think there should be a black president, but not Obama.
Is there a black man you think should be president?
Will Smith.
That’s a joke, maybe. Maybe it isn’t though. Not that Will Smith would be a bad president! On the other hand,
What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing?
I love him.
Why?
Because of his smile.
He does have a terrific smile. However, one stripper does seem pretty smart:
What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing?
It hasn’t affected me much. It hasn’t helped me out, besides the fact that I collect unemployment. Since he got elected, my unemployment has increased, and it’s been expanded for nine weeks. But so far, I don’t think any one is good in office, him or McCain, but as far as my situation goes, it’s benefited me.
Haha what? What is this “unemployment money you collect while employed”? The f*ck is my unemployment money? Is this common knowledge, that you can get unemployment cash when you have a job? Can I do this? Because:
Now they’re going to tax me for it, and give my money to the lazy motherf*ckers who don’t work, who sit on their @ss and basically take rich people’s money. Get the f*ck up. There’s class. There’s low class, middle class, high class. I’m a high class b*tch and I have my money. I’m not going to give it to people who don’t do sh*t. Right?
Thank you to stripper Joey age 23 for tonight’s line for shouting at people while being ejected from a bar. I’M A HIGH CLASS B*TCH AND I HAVE MY MONEY!
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