Friday Fury: Dustin Diamond With Hot Chicks

Happy this afternoon?  You are now, but you haven’t read this yet.  Somewhere out there, actual women are allowing Dustin Diamond to have sex with them and you are powerless to stop it.  Absolutely nothing you can do about it.  Actual women.  Not only that, now Screech will be a published author.  How’s your book coming along?  Right, well that’s because you’re not Screech.  See?

When it was first announced in July 2008 that Diamond would pen the memoir, publisher Gotham Books promised “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying” that occurred throughout the nearly thirteen years he was a part of the hit sitcom franchise.

“This book is freaking incredible!” Diamond’s literary agent, Jarred Weisfeld, has said. “Everyone that reads it loves it, and [it] is truly one of my favorites of all time.”

Well!  There’s only so many ways you can say, “I’ve never read a book before,” but that’s certainly one of them.  Infuriating gallery of Dustin Diamond hanging out with attractive women, after the jump.  

Some consolation:

But, according to The New York Observer, Gotham dropped the 32-year-old star shortly after he turned in his manuscript three months ago. Behind the Bell has since been picked up by a small Montreal-based operation called Transit Publishing.

In fairness, not all these women are “hot” in conventional or even unconventional understandings of the word.  However, it is important to see Dustin Diamond’s handlebar mustache.  And also the cover of Screeched, the Dustin Diamond sex tape.  He gives his co-stars a Dirty Sanchez.  Hello, female women: stop letting Dustin Diamond give you a Dirty Sanchez already!  Stop!

You may also like to read this jaunty adventure of having sex with Dustin Diamond.

Source: Us.