Will The Real Megan Fox Please Stand Up? True Tales of Fake Megan Foxes!

August 4th, 2009

By: Ben

As I noted in an earlier post, there are a suprising number of Megan Fox red herrings out swimming around online that only serve to fool and frustrate you with their promises of Megan fox phantasms glimpsed in mirror flashes and candle smoke. Megan Fox playing an unnecessary and outdated superhero? Megan Fox in a poorly lit, overpriced sex tape with Ray J? These are merely Christmas dreams. And yet there are more than 2.4 million Google results for “Megan Fox sex tape” and almost 500,000 image results for “Megan Fox Wonder Woman.“

Here’s a look at the house of mirrors that is the Megan Fox runaway identity – faked photos, calls for impersonators, and also: F-Listed talks to a real Megan Fox about the pleasures and perils of being a Megan Fox in an age of Megan Fox.

First, there are the impersonators. There are plenty of calls for Megan Fox knockoffs all over Craigslist. And while it doesn’t look like she’s getting the Sarah Palin/Lindsay Lohan/Star Trek treatment with a special unauthorized feature film of her own, there is a call for a comedy Megan Fox to do an interpretive car wash dance for fake Michael Bay.

Obviously, we don’t need a DEAD ringer — just a brunette who’s willing to play the part convincingly. We’re doing a parody web/viral comedy video of the infamous “unreleased” Michael Bay/Megan Fox car wash video. It will consist of nothing more than funny, over-the-top sexiness while washing a car, filmed in the ridiculously excessive production quality Mr. Bay’s films are done. If interested, please respond. We do many comedy videos so more work is down the line too.

So if you live in Boston and look like Megan Fox, you should do this for all of us. The creepiest call for a Megan Fox is issued by the maker of an “independant” film in South Florida, which usually means “handheld video of a woman and two men making the kind of love that can only be made in a Chevy Astro Van.”

Megan Fox look alike needed for an independant film. Person playing role will be paid as well. the amount paid will be discussed through contact. must be a female of a young age, 14-25 is accepted contact xavierdaunte1@yahoo.com for more info

Uh, 14? Really?

And then there are the false prophets. Most notable: last November, a site called Wonder-Who broke the news that Megan Fox would play Wonder Woman in an upcoming movie. This was accompanied by the movie poster shown above. The fake pic below was also circulated.

But then Megan Fox put all this to rest:

“Wonder Woman is a lame superhero. She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don’t get it. Somebody has a big challenge on their hands whoever takes that role but I don’t want to do it.”

Not untrue.

Finally, F-Listed spoke to Megan Fox, an NYC-based Culture, Media, and Arts student at The King’s College, who had this true tale of Megan Fox reality to share:

I actually met my ex boyfriend because of my celebrity name. He was talking to his cousin, my friend, about the actress after seeing transformers and she told him she was friends with Megan Fox. So he found me on facebook and we dated for 10 months!

So there you have it. Megan Fox brings joy and love to the people everywhere. And this, this, is why we celebrate… A Day of Megan Fox.