Happy Shark Week!

Sharks, our cocaine-loving homicidal friends of the sea, get their own fiesta week on the Discovery Channel starting yesterday.  Tonight at 9 we have “Deadly Waters” and at 10, “Day of the Shark II” (“Each story shows us how to avoid the Day of the Shark”).  So make sure you watch those instead of some crap about fat babies dancing or chefs who yell at each other.

Or why not surf on over the the Shark Week website for such shark-related fun as “Top 10 Jaw-Dropping Shark Scenes,” “Sharks 101: Make Friends With Sharks!,” “Sharks in Space!,” “Sharkbook: The Latest and Greatest Social Networking Site for Sharks,” and of course the “Which Shark Are You?” quiz.  (I got Great White: “You are the most dominant and aggressive shark known to man! You hardly have any predators because you are at the top of the food chain.”  WHAT UP.)  Hit the jump for a song about sharks sung by a high guy.

Sadly, I am also “the least intelligent of all sharks,” but it’s not like I really need it, what with being so dominant all the time.

Shark Week!