Two Beer Trucks Stolen, Massive High-Five Ensues

Some very crafty thieves made a nice heist in St. Petersburg, Florida, on Tuesday.  At about 7 am, some truck drivers from K&N Trucking found, upon returning from their coffee breaks/hooker breaks/meth naps, that their trucks had gone missing!  And there was $70,000 worth of merchandise in those trucks!

All of it beer!  Some truckjacker dudes out there are working overtime to dispose of this evidence.  How much beer will they need to drink to exonerate themselves?  

1,260 six-packs of Corona Extra in one and 990 six-packs of Corona Extra and 990 cases of Modelo Especial in the other.

Oh man.  That would take me like, two whole weeks to get rid of!  Godspeed, beer Robin Hoods.

Also funny:

Deputies found the trucks’ cabs abandoned in a vacant lot in the 300 block of W Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard around 5 p.m.

Not much use for those now is there?

Source: St. Petersburg Times via Jalopnik.