Get This: The Hamburger Bed

July 22nd, 2009

By: Ben

What is there to say about this? It is a bed that looks like a giant hamburger and if you cannot be delighted by this, then even a puppy’s tender bark, even the purr of a young Tamagotchi, even a motley band of jive-talking hamster special agents, can bring you no joy in this world.

Fine, it’s a hamburger you can do it inside of. Is that what you wanted to hear? Details of the materials and more pics, ATJ:

Because it was never intended to belong to anyone else, the materials are the best I could get at the time. So, the mattress is a round mattress from the 70s with a lot of wear. There is no pattern for my design- I patched the bedding together freehand. The “meat”, “Cheese” (memory foam cover), “lettuce”, and “top burger bun” (duvet cover, removing interior pillows) are all machine washable. -You may have to replace some renegade sesame seed after a wash.