Madonna Claims Two Lives

Madonna will stop at nothing to keep being Madonna, and now we now that that includes taking a life or two.  At a concert venue in Marseilles, France, last Thursday, the roof collapsed:

The Marseille hospital authority says a second person has died after the roof of a stage being built for a Madonna concert collapsed.

The hospital authority says the British worker died Friday from injuries suffered in the accident.

A French worker was killed immediately when the roof fell apart on top of several workers Thursday.

MADONNA IS OK!  Just want you to know that before we go any further with this.  I think her global buffet of adopted children made it out safely as well, and Guy Ritchie or A-Rod or that Jesus guy or whoever she’s boning now… they are probably ok, too, though no one really checked.  But there were more casualties…  

Others were hurt.  An American was hurt.

Eight others were injured, including an American who is in serious condition.

Also:

Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet” tour was due to arrive in Marseille on Sunday, but the concert was canceled because “rebuilding a stage, it’s not possible,” Di Nocera said.

I guess Madonna and crew hadn’t even arrived in the city.  Such is the scope of her powers.

Source: FOXNews.