Bedroom Champ Lady Racks Up 8 Separate Violations of Being “Noisy During Sex”

Caroline Cartwright: by day a god-abiding 48-year-old English wife of 25 years to her faithful blue collar husband.  By night a slapping, screeching, sky-shattering sex banshee who has rolled 8 noise violations and 2 arrests in her small, traumatized community, most of them between the hours of midnight to 3 am and 6:30 to 9 am.

A partially deaf neighbour, Margery Ball, said that she has not had a good night’s sleep for 2 years because of the noise.

Another Rachel O’Connor, said:

I heard sounds of a sexual nature, they were really loud, and there was a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain. It wasn’t just the woman, it came from both parties.

Was Mrs. Cartwright sorry?  Nope.  The criticism has only made her stronger…/louder.  

Earlier in April she was given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), banning her from being “noisy during sex,” valid for 4 years. An Asbo is a civil order given in the UK and the Republic of Ireland to someone who’ve “engaged in anti-social behaviour.”

However, within 10 days, she reportedly breached it 3 times.

After a certain number of complaints, a local agency made 23 separate recordings from the flat next to hers, to play as evidence in the courtroom.  Caroline’s response:

I’m not going to stop. I’ve been making the same noises since the Asbo was imposed, and this morning, we were making noises for three hours. I can’t stop making noise during sex, it’s unnatural to not make any noises, and I don’t think that I’m particularly loud.

YOU ARE LOUD.  Meanwhile her husband walks just a little bit taller on the street every day.

Source: WorldRec, BBC.