Get This: The iBum Photocopier Chair, Because “The @ss Is the Window of the Soul”

"how am i supposed to get off to this?"

Photocopying your @ss is a time-honored ritual of office malcontentment, yet photocopiers are often a total ergonomic disaster when it comes to ease of use with your pants down and your @ss on the glass plate.

That’s why this product is long overdue: a photocopier that is also a chair.  The designer of the iBum, Tomomi Sayuda, describes his breakthrough thus:

The chair reveal human unconsciousness and reality. When audience sit down on the chair, a scanner on the top of chair start to scan people`s buttocks automatically [clip after the jump]…

Then the scanned image is printed out from the right hand side of the chair. A sensor is detecting people`s existence all the time. So people will not realize the existence of the scanner.  Without notice, the photocopy of the bum will arrive next to the chair.

You bet he’s Japanese!  And they said the world would never be ready for my live-streaming toilet bowl hidden cam!

Sayuda undertook this project because he believed

that human buttocks are one of the less discussed and focused part of human body.

Sayuda is also working on a worldwide interconnected computer information network that can display pictures of naked women, and a toaster oven that can know the truest regrets of your soul.

Source: Tomomi Sayuda via Gizmodo.

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