Teen Pregnant from Swimming in Pool… Mmmmhmmm
July 13th, 2009
By: Melysa
In case you’ve ever wondered why teen pregnancy is so high, it’s because their parents are retards who fail to teach them accordingly.
Like this woman, who, not only never taught her 13-year-old daughter about birth control, but is also dumb enough to point the finger elsewhere when girly gets knocked-up and think we’re going to fall for it….
Via The Sun UK:
A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.
“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
That’s right, and those warts on her daughter’s lips aren’t herpes sores, they’re from that toad she was playing with in the backyard with her Barbies yesterday afternoon.
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This is pure comedy.
Absolutely funny as hell. I had to send this link to a few friends.
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wtf! like seriously, how stupid can people be?
mom should have done some research, her daughter was definitely getting in in, sperm can only last for a couple hours outside the body, and with chlorine and whatever else they put in pools to clean them, sperm probably didnt stand a chance for more than five minutes.
sorry mom, your daughter is not as innocent as you thought!
Poor girl, haha!
maybe it wasn’t sperm at all maybe it was an Egyptian Tadpole
j/k